Okay can we discuss haters on the internet like
Bitch I am blogging about Glee and listening to the new Justin Bieber album while I drink alone in my apartment and eat peanut butter for dinner what could you possibly say to me that I don’t already know
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
15 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
21 years old: MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FRAKKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!
23 years old and my brand fucking new USB internet “rocket” won’t let me access porn.
It’s not illegal in my state.
I’m fucking horny.
I just want porn.
It won’t even let me see Tumblr porn.
Fuuuuuccccccckkkkkk,

