/nerdqueer

kendrawcandraw:

Okay can we discuss haters on the internet like

Bitch I am blogging about Glee and listening to the new Justin Bieber album while I drink alone in my apartment and eat peanut butter for dinner what could you possibly say to me that I don’t already know

inkblotoftheday:

Inkblot #186
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
-Enjoy

Ribcage and pelvic bone. Yep.

inkblotoftheday:

Inkblot #186

Instructions: Tell me what you see.

-Enjoy

Ribcage and pelvic bone. Yep.

Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
15 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
21 years old: MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FRAKKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!
adamusprime:

i have officially checked my privilege

adamusprime:

i have officially checked my privilege

The dreams I’ve had of this woman lately… Dear god, the dreams…

Now I’m really curious… Reblog this if you’re 20 or older.

23 years old and my brand fucking new USB internet “rocket” won’t let me access porn.
It’s not illegal in my state.
I’m fucking horny.
I just want porn.

It won’t even let me see Tumblr porn.
Fuuuuuccccccckkkkkk,

felixgaeta:

felixgaeta:

behind every successful text post is a frustrated blogger pleading for people to stop reblogging it

NO THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE POSTS DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE REBLOG IT

Transphobia According to Tumblr
Actual Transphobia: I think transsexual people are sick twisted perverts, we should wipe them off the planet, the existence of transsexual people just pisses me off
Transphobia according to tumblr: I believe girls have boobs